American Idol Randomness

Can somebody please explain some stuff to me? I have a few questions.
Anybody remember when AI was good shyt? The Ruben and Fantasia Years? J Hud? Even Carrie Underwood? What happened?

Next, has anyone noticed that Paula is slowly but surely losing the power of coherent speech? And why the HELL was she smelling Simon's arm just now? They brought on the other chick, so why isn't Paula in rehab? Or on an island with Amy Winehouse? Wait, on second thought, there probably aren't enough mind altering substances on one island for the both of them.... scratch that idea.

Now, for this year's group of finalists..... Really, Idol???? Seriously??? Why not just gather up the ones from past seasons... including Sanjaya... who were eliminated and let them duke it out? There would be some talent involved then at least.

I just give up.... American Idol is now officially sucking the life out of me. iQuit you AI!!! And Paula, the first step is to admit that you're a hot smokin' mess!

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