This is the stuff that floats my boat.....

this pic is sooooo not me....

Ok, in essence, I'm a really simple person. (Not a simpleton... don't make me come getchu!)

Today was a me day. I totally love me days! And I learned something about myself....

It doesn't take a whole lot to make me sublimely happy! Here is what floats my boat and why.

1. Going to the dentist for my 6 month check up.

I walk in, sit in the chair, and the nice lady makes my teeth all sparkly clean! My mouth feels wonderful to me! I didn't hardly wanna eat and mess up my nice pristine choppers. But I'm a fatgirl, y'all.... so I got over that. And yes, I am profoundly grateful for my good dental insurance.

2. Mani/Pedi

It's sandal weather. Can't be going around like Crusty McKnarlyfeets. And if you do the toenails, well, you gotta do the hands. Even did the wax dip on the hands.... ahhhhhh.... paradise.

3. Facial

The at home, mixed in the kitchen, organic variety... now my pores are clear as a bell!

4. Touching up the roots

I'm going grey.... sue me. In my defense, my dad's ppl all grey really young. I've been covering this mess for going on 25 years and I'm only 41....

And I did all this for my own satisfaction (well, except the dental thing, I did that for basic dental health, it was time, and my own satisfaction).

So, bottom line, grooming floats my boat! Being clean and neat and smelling good! I find daily bliss in taking a shower (usually twice a day, actually). And don't we all know a few ppl who could do with a dose of grooming and personal hygiene? I don't get that... you know, why some ppl act like they're all allergic to soap, water and a nice fluffy towel. But that's a post for another day.

For now being well groomed myself is enough! Let me bask in the glory of squeeky cleanliness!

Just some thoughts....

Here are some random questions.....  Feel free to answer.  That means you Lurkey-loos, too! Don't hafta be just PBG, Luvvie, Alise and Kindred contributing to the discussion.  Yeah, I mean YOU.  Don't think I don't see you peeking around my Twitter widget....

1. With all the folks in the world with nasty teeth that never go to the dentist, why is it so hard to get an appointment? Can you imagine how hard it would be to get in if EVERYBODY went to the dentist on the regular?
2. Why do people order a loaded cheeseburger, fries, two apple pies and a DIET Coke?  I'm real with mine, you can keep your Diet Coke.  
3. What's the deal with neighbors who won't let their dog sh*t in their own yards, walk them 50 feet down the sidewalk, let the mutt dump in my yard and then don't clean that ish up? That one really kinda burns me up, case ya can't tell.
4. What's up with chicks who paint their toe nails, but the rest of their feet look like they been kicking bricks?

Ok, that's off my chest now.  Thanks everybody.  As you were.