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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Adventures in *Side Eye* o_O

Preface:  I know I am usually hard pressed to post twice in one week, much less in one day, but there must be an exception to every rule, so read on!
Sometimes I comb Google Images for images for my blogs.  Every now and then, I come across some gems. Today I was merely looking for funny facial expressions to use as punctuation for future foolery.  You know, examples of the *side eye*, the *blank stare*, and the *WTF face*.

For a while now, it has been accepted as gospel that Lady Cameroon is the penultimate example of  *side eye* perfection

But as I searched today..... well I found some *side eyes* that both impressed and confused me.
Let's begin with the impressive...

She may be adopted, but when it comes to the *side eye*, perhaps nurture outweighs nature?

Zahara picked up that ground levelling *side eye* somewhere, did she not?  Angelina, you taught her well. Kudos to you!!!
But, ummm, let's address that thumb sucking thing Miss Shiloh is rockin'.... mama still has work to do!

Now, how about a mama who has guided both of her girls well into 
The Way of The Side Eye....

I   don't givvadamb if you like the president's politics or not.
I don't care who says what....

Michelle Obama's Side Eye gives me Life!!  

Michelle Obama's Side Eye says more than the entire contents of Wikipedia!

I aspire to the Side Eye Mastery she posesses.  And the girls are obviously on their way to Side Eye greatness!

My one (true) male representative in the Side Eye Gallery of Greatness is the late legendary Bernie Mac.  Tell me this Side Eye isn't fierce...

Ouch!! You can almost feel the heat off that one!!

Now.... I have another Side Eye that can technically be called male, but c'mon, shim's too MUCH to fall into one category.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the Side Eye Greatness that is.... RuPaul!!!

You Betta WORK!!!!

And while we're on the subject of Shim's Fierceness.... this next image just made me cackle for no good reason whatsoever.

The next two entries are the Anonymous but Awesome Side Eyes of Fury.

I wanna know who trained these young ladies, because by the time they're grown, their Side Eye Game will have reached epic proportions of lethality!  

And finally, the image I found confusing...
I'll tell ya how to find it.  Go to Google Images, search the term side eye.  Scroll to the bottom and click on page 9.  Again scroll down, and on the bottom left corner, you find this:

Now, believe me when I say, Alise is in posession of a Grand Champion Side Eye.
But people.... this is sooooooo not it!!!

This is a picture of Alise lookin' all sweet, smiling (don't let it fool ya) with her hairhat looking all emollient and whatnot.

This is Alise in all her pretty, poetic glory.

No Side Eye Here.

Which made me make this face:

Edit:  Alise got at me on Google Chat, and being the incredible friend that she is, provided me with a link to a pic of her on TwitPic that shows her in all of her Side Eye Grandeur....

Behold!! The Side Eye of Death!

That's right! It's piercing, sharp, relentless! Be Amazed!!

So, who do you think is giving the Fiercest Side Eye of them all?  Discuss amongst yourself n allathatthere.

If you think you have a contender for Fiercest Side Eye in the History of Ever,
send 'em in to

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Blogger NaturallyAlise said...

I, of course, vote for myself! o_0

April 3, 2010 at 5:43 PM  
Blogger amymay said...

naturally, Alise. (see what I just did there...)o_O

April 3, 2010 at 5:58 PM  
Blogger The Pretty Brown Girl said...

I'm voting for First Lady Michelle Obama. The fact that she is passing it on to her girls is so important! The art must be sustained!

And that French First Lady must be a ho! Madame Chantal & FLOTUS ain't both gon' tell the same *side-eye* LIE!! Frenchie is scandalous!!

April 3, 2010 at 6:21 PM  
Blogger amymay said...

Peebz, you know I was thinkin' the EXACT same thing about ol' girl... either she's scandalous or... she stank!!

April 3, 2010 at 6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too vote for Lady Obama.

Little Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt is a CLOSE second because her side eye game stays on point. I wonder how many photogs have succumb to her side eye by spontaneously combusting. Hmm...

Zahara has so many years of practice already. My only hope is that she use her super powers for evil.

April 5, 2010 at 1:18 PM  
Blogger amymay said...

thatgirljonnie, you know, I worry about lives being lost to Zahara's side eye in years to come!

Michelle Obama's side eye makes me weep tears of envy and admiration! It is perfection.

April 6, 2010 at 8:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This post cracked me up.. thanks for the laugh!

April 22, 2010 at 12:21 PM  
Blogger amymay said...

Sunny, HI!! *waves* Yay @ cracking you up! I did good!

April 22, 2010 at 9:06 PM  

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